Friday, July 29, 2011

Things Mumbai Escort Can’t Live Without


Since the recent disappearance and reappearance of my cat (which is on the third floor of Macy, looking for me, no doubt, but animal control tried to deny it) I decided to write a little list of things that This Mumbai Escort can not live without:

. Customers - It is true you! Customers are the sexy guys who give me money for rent and what not. These days I could survive without friends and family, but I would starve without my valuable customers. Who would buy my jewelry? Where do the jewelry? I know I will ask my clients!

. Taxis - A friend of mine recently asked me why did not I get a car? Is it a joke that would be like a taxi-drive useless. Plus it would often be too drunk to drive, remember where you left off, etc. Walking? Ha, not even walk to the bathroom colleague.

. Pepper spray - I have yet to use it in a defense scenario, but I have witnessed first hand its devastating effectiveness in people who make me nervous.

. Cell Phone - Sometimes my friends write me funny messages and read them on my cell phone.

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